Slow and Steady Wins the Race...to Singledom

We can add this blog to the 'Lessons Learned' pile:

When a man (or a boy) tells you he doesn't want a relationship at this point in his life, get out immediately. Seems easy enough! Not for this girl. Perhaps I got caught up in his God-like body, but I do believe this one wasn't ENTIRELY my fault.

This man was a connection through a friend. Let's call him Zeus. We hung out, did puzzles, went on adventures, and alas - hung out naked. BIG MISTAKE! Well, not entirely a mistake as this man's God-like body was also almost Holy in the bedroom.

After the first incident I declared the territory unsafe. I am ready for love and my brain is NOT conducive to naked hang outs only. I learned this from 'man-child' back in 09'. So his words were 'Nor am I, lets just take it slow and steady'.

If a man ever says this term 'slow and steady' seek a more detailed description. Cause if it really means 'I will lead you to believe that we are just taking things slow when in actual fact all I want is to spend quality skin to skin contact time between the sheets of your king size, pillow top, Euro touch, individual coil mattress and absolutely NOTHING else.' I would hate to see you in the same situation as me - naked, haggard and alone nursing a pounding, red wine headache all the while, slightly broken hearted.