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First - I just about fell off the blog band wagon. I was lacking content really, so I am back on the saddle and the adventure continues.

It may have appeared that the online dating was a true success and perhaps I got swept away by prince E-Charming...so let me put one thing straight...status: SINGLE

E-Charming did not appear and as it turns out my brother in law's donation was more of a black hole then an investment. For those that have EVER interacted with me for more then 1 min 37 seconds will know that a mustache wearing, 7-11 cashier who's top 3 interests are 1) Video Games 2) weed 3) making explosives, is simply not the man for me. So how is it that after a 46 page painful personality quiz they could have got this match THAT wrong?

Throughout this enticing couple of months of online trauma I managed to 'date' "Blue Eyes". His persistence broke me and I gave into him... I really did. I baked this man 92 Valentines Day cookies of which were then found in perfect un-consumed condition in his cupboard 3 weeks post V-day! For a hopeless romantic V-Day is a VERY special day. A day of LOVE! And I LOVE love. This was a the beginning of a series of small (and large) disappointments. No need to discuss these disappointments at length so lets just jump right to it: I got the old silent treatment suddenly for 2 weeks straight, called him to give HIM the "What's up??" and his Motorola razor died mid-way through the conversation and...I never heard from him again.

Words, or should I say lack there of, that are all too familiar.